Take Note This Christmas

All individuals planning to dash through the snow in a one-horse open sleigh must first complete a full Risk Assessment. This should evaluate the safety of open sleigh travel, the suitability of using only one horse (especially with multiple passengers), and written permission from landowners before crossing fields. Laughter must remain moderate to avoid causing a noise nuisance to non-participants.
Shepherds watching their flocks at night may collect approved seating, including benches and orthopaedic chairs. Remote CCTV monitoring from a heated observation hut is available, but an emergency response plan addressing flock-related risks is required. The Angel of the Lord must ensure all shepherds wear appropriate Personal Protective Equipment before shining glory, due to potential UVA, UVB, and Glory-related exposure risks.
Please note: any remarks about the redness of Mr. R. Reindeer are prohibited under EC legislation. Excluding him from reindeer games will be treated as discriminatory.
All gift-bearing must comply with Hospitality Guidelines and be officially registered — including gifts to royal figures. Currency and gold are restricted under the Foreign Corrupt Practices Act, and aromatic resins may trigger allergies.
Lastly, Social Services have been notified regarding the infant in the manger.
Full compliance ensures festive participation.




