I spent $6,500 on a registered Black Angus bull and turned him out with the herd.
All he did was eat grass. Wouldn’t even look at a cow.
I started thinking I’d overpaid for the laziest bull in history, so I called the vet.
The vet said he was healthy — just a little young — and gave me some pills to feed him once a day.
Two days later, the bull turned into a full-blown romance machine.
He bred all my cows.
Then broke through the fence and bred all my neighbor’s cows too.
I’ve never seen anything like it.
I don’t know what was in those pills…
but they tasted kind of like peppermint. 😄
