Bert and Edna, married 55 years, sit on the porch when Edna says, “Let’s talk bucket lists.”
Bert says, “At 87, mine is just ‘wake up and find my pants.’”
Edna insists they each do something big. Bert picks skydiving. Edna says, “Last time you tied your shoes you passed out.” Bert shrugs: “If I die mid-air, let me land in the neighbor’s garden. I want to haunt him.”
Then Edna confesses: she sabotaged his recliner (spatula in the base) and rigged the remote to force Hallmark movies.
Bert fires back: “Remember my fishing trips? I don’t fish. I was bowling—and the trophies are hidden behind the water heater.”
They laugh…and now they go bowling together every Saturday to “keep an eye on each other.”
