**Three Hilarious Jokes With Unexpected Endings**
At 3:30 a.m., a man heard someone knocking. He ignored it until his wife insisted he answer.
On the porch stood a clearly drunk stranger.
“Can you give me a push?” he slurred.
“Absolutely not! It’s the middle of the night!” the homeowner snapped, slamming the door.
Back upstairs, his wife reminded him how a stranger once helped them when their car broke down in the rain.
He argued that the stranger was drunk, but she reminded him that kindness mattered more than whether someone really deserved it.
Feeling guilty, he got dressed and went outside.
“Hey! Do you still need that push?” he shouted.
“Yes, please!” came a voice from the darkness.
“Where are you?”
“Over here, on the swing!”
—
On Halloween, a little boy knocked on a door.
“Trick or treat!”
“What are you dressed as?” the homeowner asked.
“A werewolf.”
“But you’re wearing normal clothes. Where’s your costume?”
The boy rolled his eyes.
“Obviously, it’s not a full moon yet!”
—
A burglar sneaked into a house and started stealing electronics.
Suddenly, a parrot squawked, “Jesus is watching you!”
The burglar froze, then spotted the bird.
“What’s your name?”
“Moses,” it replied.
“Who on earth names a parrot Moses?”
The bird tilted its head.
“The same guy who named the Rottweiler Jesus.”
