A fourth-grade teacher explained a logic problem:
A man fishing from a boat falls into a river, yelling for help. His wife hears him and runs to the bank.
“Why did she run there?”
A girl answered, “To draw out all his savings.”
Son: “Daddy, why is your hair turning white?”
Father: “Every lie you tell makes one hair white.”
Son: “Oh… now I know why Grandpa’s hair is all white.”
Asked about future plans:
Jimmy wants to be a pilot.
Willy, a doctor.
Mary, a good mother.
Little Johnny: “I want to help Mary.”
In a Catholic school cafeteria, apples had a sign: Take only one. God is watching.
At the cookies, a child whispered, “Take all you want. God is watching the apples.”
A teacher said a whale couldn’t swallow a human.
“But Jonah was swallowed by a whale,” a girl said.
“That’s impossible.”
“When I get to Heaven, I’ll ask Jonah.”
“What if he went to hell?”
“Then you ask him!”
A man warned a boy eating chocolate it was unhealthy.
“My great-grandfather lived to 105,” the boy said.
“Did he eat chocolate?”
“No. He minded his own business.”
Peter tried paying for a toy with Monopoly money.
“That’s not real money!” said the cashier.
Peter replied, “Neither is the car.”
A boy cried after being punished for something he didn’t do.
“What was it?” his mother asked.
“My homework.”
😄 Hope this made you smile!
