I stumbled across a hilarious story online worth sharing! Someone took their 92-year-old dad to the mall to buy new shoes. After shopping, they stopped at the food court for a snack. While eating, the dad kept staring at a teenager nearby with wild, spiked hair in crazy colors—green, red, orange, blue. The teen kept catching him looking. Finally, the teen snapped, “What’s wrong, old man? Never done anything wild in your life?” The dad stayed cool and fired back, “Got drunk once and slept with a peacock. Just wondering if you’re my son.” Classic grandad humor at its best—sharp, unexpected, and priceless!
