My neighbors left for vacation and sent me a voicemail asking if I could wrap their door handle in aluminum foil because they forgot to do it themselves. They didn’t say why. I did it, but I felt weird because I had no idea why. Any ideas?
I stood there in their driveway at dusk, roll of Reynolds in hand, wondering if this was some inside joke I wasn’t in on. The foil crinkled like gossip as I wrapped the brass knob tight, shiny side out. Looked like a baked potato ready for the grill. I snapped a pic for proof and texted: “Done. Safe travels.”
Two days later, a second voicemail—same neighbor, breathless: “Check the foil. Tell me if it’s messed up.” I jogged over. The foil was shredded, crumpled like someone had twisted it in frustration. My pulse spiked. I called the cops, then the neighbors.
Turns out they’d been hit by package thieves twice last month. The foil was their low-tech alarm: any tampering leaves obvious wrinkles. This time, a ring cam across the street caught a hooded guy yanking at the handle, then bolting when the foil crackled loud enough to wake the dog next door.
They’re extending their trip, grateful. I’m now the official foil-wrangler for the block. Next time, I’ll add a solo cup on the inside knob for extra clatter. Who knew kitchen supplies could be neighborhood watch?
Moral: never ignore a weird favor. Sometimes it’s just tinfoil. Sometimes it stops a crime.
