This 92-Year-Old’s Epic Response to a Teenager’s Wild Hair Will Leave You in Stitches!

A person took their 92-year-old dad to the mall to buy shoes. At the food court, the dad kept staring at a teen with wild, multicolored spiky hair—green, red, orange, blue. The teen, annoyed, finally snapped, “What’s the matter, old man? Never done anything wild?” The dad, unfazed, replied deadpan, “Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son!” The food court froze, then erupted in laughter. This classic grandad humor—cheeky, absurd, and perfectly timed—shows how a witty comeback can steal the show. True or not, it’s a reminder to embrace life’s absurdities and keep humor alive across generations.