In a crowd, a man held up a lemon and squeezed it completely dry.
“If anyone can get even one drop from this lemon,” he said, “I’ll give them $100.”
One by one, people tried. No juice.
Finally, a man stepped forward and squeezed out two drops.
Stunned, the first man asked, “Who are you?”
The man replied calmly, “An income tax officer.”
