😂 A Few Quick Laughs 😂
A wife was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband’s key in the door.
“Stay still,” she whispered. “He’s so drunk, he won’t notice.”
The husband climbed into bed, then squinted.
“Hey… there are six feet in this bed. There should only be four!”
“You’re drunk,” said the wife. “Get up and count again.”
He did. “One, two, three, four. Oh… never mind.”
🎣 A drunk ice fisherman drills a hole and hears a voice say, “There are no fish down there.”
He moves and drills again—same voice.
“God?” he asks.
“No,” says the voice. “The rink manager.”
🚓 A police officer stops a weaving driver and asks him to blow into a breathalyzer.
“I can’t—I’m asthmatic.”
“Then a blood test.”
“I’m a hemophiliac.”
“Urine sample?”
“I’m diabetic.”
“Fine. Walk the line.”
“I can’t.”
“Why not?”
“Because I’m too drunk.”
😆
Hope these gave you a good laugh!
