An older couple was driving down the highway, windows down, country music playing, enjoying retirement life — and going a little too fast.
Red and blue lights flashed behind them.
The officer asked, “Ma’am, do you know how fast you were going?”
She turned to her husband. “What’d he say?”
“HE SAID YOU WERE SPEEDING!” her husband yelled.
“Can I see your license?” the officer asked.
She leaned over again. “What’d he say?”
“HE WANTS YOUR LICENSE!”
After checking it, the officer smiled. “You’re from Georgia? I once had the worst blind date of my life there.”
She frowned. “What’d he say?”
Her husband replied loudly, “HE SAYS HE THINKS HE WENT ON A DATE WITH YOU!”
The officer burst out laughing and waved them on.
Later, another old couple finally went to the doctor to test the wife’s hearing. She got a brand-new hearing aid.
The doctor asked her husband how it was working.
“Great,” he said. “Last night I asked her what’s for dinner from 20 feet away. No answer. Fifteen feet — nothing. Ten feet — nothing. Finally, I stood right behind her and asked again.”
“And what did she say?” the doctor asked.
“She turned around and yelled, ‘For THE FOURTH TIME — IT’S CHICKEN!’”
😂
