I thought it was just a normal first date—nothing fancy, just good conversation and a quiet dinner. But halfway through the meal, something felt off. My stomach started acting up, so I excused myself and went to the bathroom, thinking it was just bad timing or something I ate earlier.
When I came out, the waiter stopped me and quietly pulled me aside. His face was serious. He told me he had seen my date put something into my food while I was gone. My heart dropped. I wasn’t sure what to think, but I knew I had to stay calm.
I went back to the table, sat down, and casually offered her a bite of my meal. She immediately refused. That was all the confirmation I needed.
I looked her straight in the eye and told her what the waiter had said. After a moment, she admitted it. She said she had added some kind of “magic healing powder”—basically spirulina—because she believed my “energy was off.”
Then she casually mentioned she had also put some in my water… which explained my stomach.
I couldn’t believe it. Who does that on a first date?
Needless to say, I didn’t take another bite—and I definitely didn’t go on a second date.
