A trucker walks into a truck stop café and orders, “Three flat tires, a pair of headlights, and a pair of running boards.”
The new blonde waitress is confused and asks the cook if the guy thinks this is an auto parts store.
The cook laughs. “Flat tires are pancakes, headlights are eggs, and running boards are bacon.”
Relieved, the waitress serves the order—but adds a bowl of beans.
The trucker asks, “What are the beans for?”
She smiles. “I figured while you wait for your tires, headlights, and running boards, you might as well gas up!”
