A duck waddles into a pub and orders a beer and a ham sandwich.
The bartender stares. “You’re a duck… and you talk?!”
“Yes, I’m also a plasterer working at the construction site nearby,” the duck replies, unfazed.
The bartender is amazed and later tells a circus manager about the talented duck. The manager leaves his card.
When the bartender mentions the job offer, the duck frowns. “The circus? With cages and tents? Why would they need a plasterer?”
