Bride Banned Water Bottles at Wedding During 102°F Heat for ‘Aesthetic’ – Groom’s Mom Had Other Plans

At my cousin Ben’s summer wedding, his bride Chloe’s obsession with a “Timeless Neutral Elegance” theme led to chaos. Held in 102-degree heat with no shade, Chloe banned water bottles, thermoses, and colorful drinks, insisting on tiny, Instagram-worthy cucumber-mint spritzers that barely hydrated guests. As people wilted, Chloe micromanaged vendors and scolded guests for sweating, prioritizing her aesthetic over their comfort. Ben’s mother, Linda, quietly tried offering Chloe water, only to be met with a harsh rebuke. During the grueling 45-

minute ceremony, guests struggled, and Chloe dismissed their discomfort, calling her wedding “content.” Fed up, Linda took action, arranging for a van to deliver cold drinks, fans, and frozen towels. Guests rushed to hydrate, ignoring Chloe’s furious outburst about her ruined vision. Linda calmly retorted that her vision was ensuring no one fainted. Chloe’s tantrum was caught on video, which Ben’s sister shared in the family group chat, making it legendary. Ben’s marriage lasted eight months, but Linda’s heroic hydration rescue remains a cherished family story.