On a flight from Switzerland, a woman asked a priest to hide an expensive hair removal device under his robe to avoid customs fees. He agreed but warned, “I cannot lie.” At customs, the officer asked if he had anything to declare. The priest replied, “From my head to my waist, nothing.” Curious, the officer asked, “And below?” The priest said, “A small device for ladies, never used.” Blushing, the officer laughed and waved him through.
