A little girl tells her mother, “Mummy, when you were at work, a strange lady came over.” Her mother, distracted, says to wait until Daddy gets home. When he does, Mummy prompts the girl to continue. Daddy tries to speak, but Mummy silences him, mentioning her attorney. The girl explains she followed Daddy and the lady upstairs, where she saw them hugging and kissing
through the bedroom keyhole. They undressed, got on the bed, with Daddy on top. Mummy, intrigued, asks what happened next. The girl confidently replies, “They did what you and Uncle Jack did when Daddy was in Vancouver last year.”
