An elderly couple, married 50 years, shared a playful routine where the husband’s morning fart was met with his wife’s teasing warning: “You’ll fart your guts out one day.” On Thanksgiving, she pranked him by slipping turkey innards into his underwear. His usual fart-laugh turned to panic when he felt the slimy mess,
believing he’d finally done it. After a tense silence, he emerged, pale, fingers dirty, and sheepishly admitted, “You were right—I farted my guts out, but I shoved them back in.” Their love thrived on humor, turning silly moments into cherished memories.
