A girl visits the doctor for a checkup. As she removes her blouse, he sees a red “H” on her chest.
“How’d you get that mark?” asks the doctor.
“My boyfriend went to Harvard and never takes off his sweatshirt, even when we make love,” she replies.
Days later, another girl comes in with a blue “Y” on her chest.
“How’d you get that mark?” asks the doctor.
“My boyfriend goes to Yale and never takes off his sweatshirt, even when we make love,” she replies.
Days later, another girl has a green “M” on her chest.
“Boyfriend at Michigan?” asks the doctor.
“No, girlfriend at Wisconsin. Why?” she replies.
