I’ve translated a popular Russian joke into English—want to hear your reaction?
A young boy says to his father, “Dad, my math teacher wants to see you.”
“What happened?” the father asks.
“She asked me, ‘How much is 7 times 9?’ I said, ‘63.’ Then she asked, ‘And 9 times 7?’ So I said, ‘What’s the fucking difference?’”
“Indeed, what’s the difference?” the father replies. “Alright, I’ll go.”
The next day, the boy comes home. “Dad, did you visit the school?”
“Not yet,” his father answers.
“Well, when you do, see the gym teacher too.”
“Why?” the father asks.
The boy explains, “In gym class today, he told me to raise my left arm—I did. Then my right arm—I raised it. Then he said, ‘Lift your right leg,’ so I did. ‘Now lift your left leg,’ he said. I asked, ‘What, am I supposed to stand on my cock?’”
“Exactly,” the father says. “Fine, I’ll go.”
The next day, the boy asks, “Did you go to the school?”
“No, not yet.”
“Don’t bother. I got expelled.”
The father, shocked, asks, “Why were you expelled?”
“They called me to the principal’s office,” the boy says. “The math teacher, gym teacher, and art teacher were all there.”
“What the fuck was the art teacher doing there?” the father exclaims.
“That’s exactly what I said,” the boy replies.
